John Fashanu caught pants down F**King house-help and another woman

Bros Fashanu, you no try at all ooo….. So na house-help you dey nack? — and you even invite another woman join the groove? Abi na the house-help friend you call? Maybe she sef na house-help for the next street —- But bros, you for lock the door naa — abi you like as your wife come catch you dey nack “not one” but two house-helps — Ok! sorry’ —- you say you sef don catch your wife dey nack another woman before …Hmmmmm, Lesbian tinzzz — So na “Do me, I do you” una dey do? —- Abi na nacking spree? — Husband nack house-help, wife nack female evangelist —- O’boy, na beta script for home video be dis ooo….. Oya, Ubakasson and Sons Production, over to you!

Oya make we enter the main gist ——> Ex football star John Fashanu is locked in a bitter divorce with wife Abigail amid claims she threatened him with knives after he slept with their maid and another woman—- ermmm let’s just call it a “Threesome’ for proper definition..

Star’s wife says she found him undressed with maid and another woman — (madam, him for wear clothes before? — which one be say you “found him undressed with maid”?)

He denies cheating and says he caught her in bed with a female friend — (Sharp guy don flip the coin with counter accusation… bros, if your wife na lesbo? Why you no talk am since? — you wait until she catch you for bed with two house-helps… even your house-help alone nor do you, you invite another one…. oga, na buffet? You for kukuma come peccas for ikeja come chatter girls, make we know say you be the “Bruce Lee of straffing!”

FASHANU:- she attacked me several times and i felt my life was at stake — ‘My life was at risk and I didn’t want it to happen again that’s why I filed for divorce —- She stole thousands of pounds in cash from our house in Nigeria —– At this moment, the police are trying to retrieve more than £3,300 in cash she stole from me. She is obsessed with money —- She even admitted she couldn’t stand the sight of me and i regret ever meeting her —– This is me, John Fashanu, you’re talking to — She’s talking absolute nonsense—- If she wants to make up that ­story, at least let her say it’s Beyoncé or someone —- ‘I’ve been very fortunate to date some of the most beautiful women in the world —- I certainly don’t have to sleep with my cleaner!

(Oga Fash, this one wey you don dey shout say your life dey at risk so… e be like say you no use condom ooo… we think say na only Tuface no dey use ooo)

ABIGAIL:- I am not angry with him – only with myself for ever agreeing to marry him in the first place.The woman he claims i slept with is just a friend who was living with me for a short period — But I caught him undressed in bed with two women, including the housemaid —- He is sick and needs help. (Madam the madam, if your husband need help, wetin you need? shebi him sef catch you dey straff female pastor? Abi you sef dey minister to her?

The couple’s bitter divorce is already playing out like a Nigerian movie.
For your information, Abigail and Fashanu’s hit the rocks last year – They wedded in 2011.
Abigail is a socialite, a ­qualified lawyer and mother-in-law to former Nigerian football captain Joseph Yobo.